Heathers The Musical: Teen Edition is a hilarious, heartfelt and homicidal new show based on the greatest teen comedy of all time. This the darkly delicious story of Veronica Sawyer, a brainy, beautiful teenage misfit who hustles her way into the most powerful and ruthless clique at Westerberg High: the Heathers. But before she can get comfortable atop the high school food chain, Veronica falls in love with the dangerously handsome new kid J.D. When Heather Chandler, the Almighty, kicks her out of the group, Veronica decides to bite the bullet and kiss Heather’s aerobicized butt... but J.D. has another plan for that bullet.

Heathers the Musical: Teen Edition runs July 21-30 at New Hampshire Theatre Project (959 Islington St #3, Portsmouth, NH 03801). Showtimes are Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm, and Sundays at 2pm. Tickets will be available soon.