Heathers the Musical: Teen Edition
July 21 - 30, 2023

Heathers The Musical: Teen Edition is a hilarious, heartfelt and homicidal new show based on the greatest teen comedy of all time. This the darkly delicious story of Veronica Sawyer, a brainy, beautiful teenage misfit who hustles her way into the most powerful and ruthless clique at Westerberg High: the Heathers. But before she can get comfortable atop the high school food chain, Veronica falls in love with the dangerously handsome new kid J.D. When Heather Chandler, the Almighty, kicks her out of the group, Veronica decides to bite the bullet and kiss Heather’s aerobicized butt... but J.D. has another plan for that bullet.
Heathers the Musical: Teen Edition runs July 21-30 at New Hampshire Theatre Project (959 Islington St #3, Portsmouth, NH 03801). Showtimes are Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm, and Saturdays and Sundays at 2pm. Tickets are $23 General Admission and $18 Students.
*THIS SHOW IS RATED PG-13*
Content Warnings: adult language, sexuality, gun violence, suicidal ideation, theatrical haze
Book, Music & Lyrics by Kevin Murphy & Laurence O'Keefe
Based on the film written by Daniel Waters
CAST
Veronica Sawyer – Caraline Shaheen
JD – Ryan Howell
Heather Chandler – Ella Jorgensen
Heather Duke – Shea O’Keefe
Heather McNamara – Lilly Hirsch
Martha Dunstock – Kaiden Nadeau
Ram Sweeney – Ryan Scarlotto
Kurt Kelly – Tucker Whelan
Ms. Flemming – Kerris Parkington
Ram’s Dad/Big Bud Dean/Principal Gowan – Max Cavanaugh
Kurt’s Dad/Veronica’s Dad/Coach Ripper – Ranger Ledoux
Veronica’s Mom/Preppy Babe – Sarah Spargo
Young Republicanette/Officer McCord – Kira Bailey
Hipster Dork/Officer Milner – Rudi Pryor
Beleaguered Geek – Liam Young
Stoner Chick – Marie Lane
New Wave Girl – Mae Tullgren
Midwestern Surf Punk – Noelle Gagnon
CREW
Director – Joshua Goldberg
Music Director – Miles Burns
Choreographer – Isabella Baer
Assistant Director & Intimacy Coordinator – Lilly Whelan
Stage Manager & Costume Design – Haley Brown
Scenic & Prop Design – Haley Brown, Joshua Goldberg & Lilly Whelan
Lighting Design – Christian Arnold & Joshua Goldberg
Crew – Shakey Barron, Abbie Hordon & Thea Hartley
Character Portraits – Tucker Whelan
Production Photos – Mary Jo Brown
HEATHERS THE MUSICAL: TEEN EDITION is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals. www.concordtheatricals.com
























